Cat Ipsum: Hide head under blanket so no one can see leave fur on owners clothes under the bed, so human clearly uses close to one life a night no one naps that long so i revive by standing on chestawaken! yet pushes butt to face i love cuddles for shake treat bag. Touch my tail, i shred your hand purrrr i shall purr myself to sleep or scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food yet lick the plastic bag run at 3am but dismember a mouse and then regurgitate parts of it on the family room floor.
My water bowl is clean and freshly replenished, so i’ll drink from the toilethopped up on catnip taco cat backwards spells taco cat snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep bring your owner a dead bird eat from dog’s food.