Cat Ipsum: Please stop looking at your phone and pet me make meme, make cute face licks your face but kitty loves pigs so you have cat to be kitten me right meow but caticus cuteicus chase ball of string. Hit you unexpectedly sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor. Wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human’s bed and fall asleep again roll on the floor purring your whiskers off so white cat sleeps on a black shirt or cough hairball on conveniently placed pants. Headbutt owner’s knee love but paw your face to wake you up in the morning.
The dog smells bad plop down in the middle where everybody walks fooled again thinking the dog likes me or weigh eight pounds but take up a full-size bed jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, for at four in the morning wake up owner meeeeeeooww scratch at legs and beg for food then cry and yowl until they wake up at two pm jump on window and sleep while observing the bootyful cat next door that u really like but who already has a boyfriend end up making babies with her and let her move in and scratch the furniture.